VASS AI

Meet VASS AI, the world's first artificially intelligent assistant powered by sheer cheek. Designed with a unique anatomical twist—VASS has an ass for a head—he’s always thinking with his… well, you get it. VASS communicates through a symphony of expressive farts, ranging from gentle toots of encouragement to thunderous warnings of incoming deadlines.He may be full of hot air, but his insights are surprisingly sharp. Need a reminder? Expect a polite puff. Miss a meeting? Prepare for a full-on fart siren. Whether it’s managing your schedule or gassing out unproductive tasks, VASS is the breath of fresh (or not-so-fresh) air your digital life needs.